Dec 27, 2018

Matthew pries open his third eye with a crowbar and beholds intergalactic shenanigans. Roughly a month later, he witnesses a disturbance in the upper atmosphere. Coincidence? You be the judge!

Dec 20, 2018

Will fears the worst after a sketchy hookup and seeks medical attention at the nearest facility. This turns out to be his place of employment—a teaching hospital. What follows is some painful and humiliating medical manhandling.

Bonus stories include cliff diving, teaching moments with Grandpa, and Ren Faire at Reed...

Dec 13, 2018

Matthew gets time-travel wasted with Rainbows and drunkenly stumbles into the annals of hairdresser history as the first male model for the California Board of Barbering and Cosmetology licensing examination. Sometimes all it takes is showing up in the right place at the right time with valid ID and long hair.

Dec 6, 2018

This week our guest's real name is Jon. We promise. He gets so wasted a girl picks him up and takes him home. Seriously. Then Nathan rifles through a woman's purse. For her own good. Matthew does nothing but offer incredibly good advice. Basically par for the course.